Monday, February 29, 2016

A Joke to Start the Week

The Pope was visiting America, and was assigned a chauffeur to drive him while here. He got to know the chauffeur a bit and asked him if he could drive.He explained that no one would ever let him drive and he really missed it. At first, the chauffeur said no, that was his job and he had to abide by the rules. But the Pope persuaded the chauffeur to let him drive after saying no one would ever know he let the Pope drive.

The Pope told the chauffeur to get in the back seat and the Pope got comfortable in the front seat before taking off. He put the pedal to the metal, and was going 125 mph when a cop pulled him over.

The cop got out of the car, went to the driver of the car and saw the man in white. He looked at the man in the back seat, then went back to his car and called in what he saw. He told the dispatcher that he could not give the ticket because there was someone very important in the car.

The dispatcher asked who was so important.

The cop said, God.

Amusingly, the dispatcher questioned, God? Why do you say that?

The cop answered, because he has the Pope chauffeuring him around......


Until tomorrow...have a great day!


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